You know what we need on this website? Some good old-fashioned nerdy fun. PINNEDSo here it is. This is the official, definitive, absolutely positively decisive... Who Would Win Thread! Here's how it works. Pick two fictional characters. They don't even have to be in the same universe. Then answer the question of which one of...See More »
I'll bet y'all thought I forgot about Skeletor Sunday, huh? Well, I did. Three of those are in the US.
I improved King Charles' royal portrait at no charge to him. I assume that was the vibe he was going for.
He's back, ladies...https://photos1.similarworlds.com/00/00/00/00/03/81/98/70/Skinnyunderwearboy1991-Jh7N28LpBJxW2pob.jpg
Well, it was bound to happen.Billionaire fuсkstain Elon Musk has ruined my feed on Twitter/𝕏. All the people I'm following? Pretty much muted. What does that leave in my feed? A bunch of banal bullsһit that isn't even amusing, and a bunch of right-wing MAGA lies. He's ruined...See More »
Jesus fuсking Christ on a pogo stick! I'm sorry I used the phrase "so many"!I guess I should have used the word enough instead! I didn't think there were so many people with single digit IQs that I would need to be specific! I'm sorry I so drastically overestimated the intelligence of you people!
Had another realistic dream.This one was about trailer guy, Tyler. I texted him (yes, in the dream), congratulating him for ruining my life and the lives of my family. He replied that he had no clue what I was talking about. I told him that because of what he did, and because...See More »
Well, I've already heard the dumbest sһit I'm going to hear all day.I was on Telegram arguing with a genocide enthusiast who claims that I'm an anti-Semite for not rabidly defending Israel's God-given right to blow up hospitals and shoot civilian hostages. Goԁ, five minutes of arguing with those chucklefuсks makes m...See More »
Time for a horror movie joke.Do you know why Jason Voorhees always gets his victim when chasing her through the woods? . . . . . . . 'Cause bitсһes be trippin'. https://youtu.be/N9ufpDthkx0
Some of you are too young to know the pain of taking a dozen pictures and having to wait a couple of weeks to find out they all suсk.
Found out that my dad thinks he's taking my advice. But he's getting it all twisted up.He's asked me numerous times what I would do with the rental houses, and I've told him. Sell them. Sell all of them, and use the couple of million we would have left over after taxes to purchase a small apartment complex. All the rental income, none...See More »
I don't like to plan my day too far in advance.That's how words like premeditated start getting thrown around.
Wow. Two separate male users both thought a joke about Donald Trump was funny. They must be gау! That's the only possible explanation.Either that or the joke was objectively funny.