How do you feel about married women opening doors for you?

I'll go thru a 🚪 only if it's held open by a CIS male, or one of the other 70 genders, except for married women.

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BlueVeins · 22-25

I run up to her husband and tell him what she's doing.

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@BlueVeins married woman alert 🚨⚠️

itsok · 31-35, F

What happens if it’s a married woman who has fooled you by removing her ring so she can open a door for you?

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@itsok I use my special married woman detector.

If it’s not a spinster I’m not walking through!!

Animalvan · 56-60, M

If she wants hold it open I’m all for it and thank her on the way in

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

Do you fight her for the door...?

lumberjackslam · 41-45, M

@Starcrossed no I just stand back 10 feet and announce, [b]married women first.[/b]📢

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