cringe memory: I remember I took yoga for college because I was convinced by people it will help with flexibility for my kicks

For those don't I know, I do MMA(at that time, mainly capoeira and kick boxing). Hence I why wanted more flexibility. Anyways, I was the only dude in that class. The instructor was this middle age white woman that kept grabbing and squeezing my ass. I got a C for that class and I bet I would had gotten an A if I would have been pegged by her while reading the kamasutra. Bruh yoga is basically showing you how to get fucked in the ass by Hindu gods.