I would literally pay someone $500 a week to be my personal assistant

I need you to run errands for me, keep track of where i place my keys, my wallet, my phone, and so on. Like document it by creating a spreadsheet and marking down where all those items were last put and at what time. I will pay you $500 a week to do that and follow me around to make sure i dont forget anything. Because i hate having ADHD, i hate being exhausted and it causes me to be forgetful.