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*Husband sucks the venom out of wife's snake bite*

Wife: “You did it! I'm saved! For once in your life, you did something without goofing it up.” 🥹
Husband: *swallows venom* "Thanks!" 😁
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Reminds me of the Churchill retort to a female member in Parliament:

Her: If I was your wife, I would put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I would drink it.
So don't swallow, got it
@Ducky Internet says your right
[quote]The molecules of venom are too big to be absorbed, so they have to be injected,' says Ronald. Although possible, drinking venom is certainly not advisable. Even the smallest ulcer or cut anywhere in the mouth or throat would allow venom to be absorbed, resulting in the same effect as being injected.[/quote]

But with my luck, I'll have an ulcer or cut ...
Ducky · 31-35, F
@sstronaut Not advisable is all one needs, lol. Why would anyone want to ingest it anyway? 😂
@Ducky Why would anyone want to swallow a sword? But people do...
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Ducky · 31-35, F
@Jexie I know, but in this case, it actually poisons him and he starts tripping balls, which makes it even more hilarious. 😂

 
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