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What is the weirdest/dirtiest thing anybody has ever said to you?

Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
1490wayb · 56-60, M Best Comment
sadly im still waiting for this to happen😭

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Probably "hello" I believe.

Yet to see a woman be the aggressor on me.

Most Men do it ALL the time.

Yet then, I wasn't even picked on a Sadie Hawkins dance. No girl even asked. I heard it wasn't a big dance. 🤷🏻‍♂️
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@Gangstress it's sort of a rare thing here even among acquaintances. One girl, regularly, I have to say hello to her, before she even remembers me.

She says she has problems remembering peoples faces. Very talkative once started, though the conversations are very repetitive.

She doesn't remember we had the same conversation before.
Gangstress · 41-45, F
@DeWayfarer yeh i dont get how you lot meet people tbh
Its polite to say hello to passerbys regardless of your sex lol
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@Gangstress it's a very different world since COVID. Some are still wearing masks. 😞

Not a lot, yet it's very noticable. People are afraid of meeting others. So drive through places are popular for everything. And most do drive.

Always have been on that. Yet they at least were willing to get out of the vehicle.

Don't know if that will ever change. It makes it easier on big business.

Ha! Most of my veterans meetings are virtual. Either phone call interviews or video conferences. And some even have their own sound turned off on the video conferences. So you only hear the main speaker talking. The speaker has to repeat the question to answer it.
WizardofOz · 26-30, M
When I was licking a girls 🐈 from behind, we only knew each other from working out of town for three days. later, while we were eating lunch, we were talking about the weather being unseasonably nice, when she looked at me with a smile and says, "Doesn't this seem weird to you? Three days ago, we didn't even know each other, now we're sitting here talking about the weather and not even a half hour ago, I literally had my ass in your face". It seemed so dirty but yet, it was HOT to hear her say it!
Pretzel · 61-69, M
This one girl stood next to me and wrapped her leg around mine and said that she had one leg and wondered when she was going to get the middle one
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Some dude on EP who wanted me to fall asleep in front of him so he could wake me up by playing with my "tootsies" which is what he kept calling my feet. 🤨
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
I forget the context, but my hs track coach said she'd put her foot in my mouth. I think my mouth was opened cause she said something weird before that too, idk
WintaTheAngle · 41-45, M
Us guys think with our dicks, so baby come over here and blow my mind…
Maiya · F
@WintaTheAngle Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
WintaTheAngle · 41-45, M
@Maiya This was something I overheard a guy I once worked with say to woman. It got a laugh, I think it was a joke rather than an actual move.
Would you like me to push your stool in?

Weird restaurant that was 🤓
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Maiya · F
@Jenny1234 Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?😸
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Jenny1234 That is not a pickup line. It is harassment.
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
@DrWatson yes. I was so afraid that I went to the desk where the workers were cashing people out and stood there for over an hour. Then I went out to my car with a very large group of people
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