The cops found 12 bottles of whiskey in a cardboard box. They don’t know the owner but are diligently working on the case. 🥃
Police arrested a man for stealing torches. The judge gave him a light sentence.⚖️
Why did the barista call the cops? He was mugged.
I was pulled over by the police he said “papers” so I said “scissors! I win!” Then sped off. He must want a rematch he’s been chasing me for half an hour!
Someone swiped the wheels off all the local PD's squad cars. Police are searching tirelessly for the perp.
A truckload of viagra was stolen. Police are looking for hardened criminals.⬆️
The police are interrogating a mime, but he’s not talking......
