A billionaire was hosting a huge pool party at his mansion.
He walks out to the end of the diving board and says, "Everyone look into the pool and you’ll see my pet alligators down on bottom." He then challenged all his guests to swim from one end to the other.
The guests all look at each other shaking heads no way, and shouting “Not me”.
The billionaire says, “If anyone accepts and completes this challenge, they will get all of my wealth, including this mansion and those two Rolls-Royces in the driveway out front.”
Again the guests look around at each other when they hear a big splash at one end of the pool. There’s a guy swimming as fast as he can.
An alligator got close and he kicked it away, another opened its jaws and the guy shoved a pool noodle in its mouth while he swam faster to the edge of pool. He jumped out and bent over breathing hard in and out, huffing and puffing.
The billionaire yanks his cigar outta his mouth and says, “My, my son! I’m blown away that you did this, and as a man of my word I will now sign everything over to you.”
The guy, catching his breath a bit, says, “I don’t want your money”.
“Oh I see, you’re a car guy. Let me get the keys to the Rolls-Royce for you.”
“I don’t want your cars” the guy says!
“Well I shall be moved out by day's end and this mansion is yours.”
“I don’t want your house,” says the daring swimmer!
The billionaire asks, “Well son, what do you want for performing this death-defying feat?”
The guy stands up straight and says, “I want that S.O.B. that pushed me in”.
The guests all look at each other shaking heads no way, and shouting “Not me”.
The billionaire says, “If anyone accepts and completes this challenge, they will get all of my wealth, including this mansion and those two Rolls-Royces in the driveway out front.”
Again the guests look around at each other when they hear a big splash at one end of the pool. There’s a guy swimming as fast as he can.
An alligator got close and he kicked it away, another opened its jaws and the guy shoved a pool noodle in its mouth while he swam faster to the edge of pool. He jumped out and bent over breathing hard in and out, huffing and puffing.
The billionaire yanks his cigar outta his mouth and says, “My, my son! I’m blown away that you did this, and as a man of my word I will now sign everything over to you.”
The guy, catching his breath a bit, says, “I don’t want your money”.
“Oh I see, you’re a car guy. Let me get the keys to the Rolls-Royce for you.”
“I don’t want your cars” the guy says!
“Well I shall be moved out by day's end and this mansion is yours.”
“I don’t want your house,” says the daring swimmer!
The billionaire asks, “Well son, what do you want for performing this death-defying feat?”
The guy stands up straight and says, “I want that S.O.B. that pushed me in”.
