Where all the lame ass jokes at 'round these parts..?

A flea was basking in the glorious Miami Beach sunshine, when another flea comes along...
The second flea is freezing cold and shivering uncontrollably. He explains, "I'm from the frigid lands of Vermont, I took a gamble, hitching a ride in the moustache of a guy, who came down by motorcycle. I froze my tiny flea balls off the whole way. Even in this sun I am chilled to the bone." replied the second flea, his voice trembling.
The first flea replies, "Vermont, eh? I'm from there too! Let me tell you, my friend, the right way to travel. What you want to do is go to the airport and find a stewardess assigned to a south-bound plane. Follow her to the bathroom. When she sits to pee you jump up into that warm soft bush. and you shall experience the epitome of flea luxury, travelling first-class in flea heaven to your hearts content."

A year passes, and the following spring, the same two fleas, as fate would have it, just happen to run into each other again on the same beach in Miami. And once again, the same flea is shivering cold just like before still shaking like a leaf, his eyes pleading for warmth.
"What happened?" asked the first flea, confused. "Didn't you try the airport like I said?"
'I followed your instructions to the letter,' replied the second flea, his voice filled with frustration. 'I located a stunning stewardess, a foxy brunette, and overheard her discussing her upcoming flight to Miami with her colleagues. I stealthily tailed her to the ladies' room and leaped into the promised land of warmth and comfort, a true paradise. It was so comfortable that I fell right asleep.'
"Yeah? So what went wrong?" asked the first flea.
"Well, the next thing I know, I wake up and I'm in some guys moustache."
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